Here I detail smart ways to improve on digital ways for a greater well being.

First off I always get a lot of compliments for always using trendy and timely emoji-icons in all messages I send out be on social media or in emails. If you don't have a emoji keyboard you can use one of the online tools. I like the emoji keyboard from the best. It lets you use the latest emojis and lets you adapt to where you are going to post the message. Really a life safe. I use it a lot. I eat a lot of hamburgers so almost all the messages have a hamburger in them. I have sort of given up on my body and started to focus more on eating and never being hungry.

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Another joke: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.